To the Straight Guy at the Party Last Night. (Holt)

Reposted from the Lansing Craigslist rants & raves section...
Date: 2010-06-17, 11:32PM EDT

A mutual friend of ours threw a big party for her 30th birthday, tons of people were there and it was a lot of fun. Somewhere along the line you and I ended up on the balcony for some fresh air at the same time. We started chatting; we talked about sports, books, tv – discovered we both are about to start our masters degrees and spent some time debating the pro’s and con’s of the educational system. We talked about hanging out sometime, and you wanted to meet my girlfriend.

Study suggests the war on drugs might really be a war on sex

From scienceagogo.com
by Kate Melville

Why is there so much heated argument about whether the use of recreational drugs is morally wrong? A new University of Pennsylvania study suggests that the debate about drugs might really be about sex.

Published in the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B, the new study compared two competing theories about illicit drugs. Traditional theory holds that drug attitudes stem primarily from people's political ideology, level of religious commitment, and personality; for example, their openness to experience. The new theory, proposed by the researchers and driven by ideas from evolutionary psychology, holds that drug attitudes are really driven by people's reproductive strategies.

You must be a Republican

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

Crossing the $1 Trillion Cost Of War Line

Source: http://www.commondreams.org/newswire/2010/05/28-4

NORTHAMPTON, Mass. - May 28 - On May 30, 2010, at 10:06am, the National Priorities Project Cost of War counter - designed to count the total money appropriated for the Iraq and Afghanistan wars - will reach the $1 trillion mark. To date $747.3 billion have been appropriated for the U.S. war in Iraq and $299 billion for the war in Afghanistan. The pending supplemental making its way through Congress will add an estimated $37 billion to the current $136.8 billion total spending for the current fiscal year, ending September 30.

What Can You Get For $1 Trillion?

"I am the mother of a gay son and I've taken enough from you good people."

Cross-post from reddit.com:

Source: http://www.andrewtobias.com/newcolumns/000504.html

Sunday, April 30, 2000
By SHARON UNDERWOOD
For the Valley News (White River Junction, VT)

Many letters have been sent to the Valley News concerning the homosexual menace in Vermont. I am the mother of a gay son and I've taken enough from you good people.

I'm tired of your foolish rhetoric about the "homosexual agenda" and your allegations that accepting homosexuality is the same thing as advocating sex with children. You are cruel and ignorant. You have been robbing me of the joys of motherhood ever since my children were tiny.

"Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus have a sword fight."

"While preaching is not allowed in Australian public schools, it is apparently fine to replace school counsellors with 'Christian Volunteers' such as Darryl. A few years ago, the government realised that they could hand over school counselling roles to a willing Christian church without having to pay for the privilege. Now almost half of Australian public schools have a Christian volunteer as a full time member of the school community with parents having no direct control of how much their children are exposed to. Although usually an advocate of people being entitled to their opinions, sexual preferences and beliefs, I seem to have developed some form of mental glitch that makes me want to punch Daryl's fat head..."

More:
http://www.27bslash6.com/easter.html

But seriously...

Originally posted at 4chan. (click to enlarge)

Republican Waterloo

Original article: http://www.frumforum.com/waterloo

Well, DUH, Mr. Frum. Why exactly *did* it take so long for you to realize the damage your party was inflicting upon itself? The republican strategy of the past year reminded me of the failed 90's anti-drug campaign: "Just say no." Turns out the only thing America said "NO" to was the message of hate and fear that your most outspoken members spewed on behalf of the corporations they represent. Their behavior has been appalling, and for it you have lost the respect and attention of my generation. The republican party will always be remembered on this historic moment for sucking the corporate cock and spitting it out on the American people. Seriously, fuck you.

Disbelief in the pulpit

"What should pastors do if they no longer hold the defining beliefs of their denomination? Do clergy have a moral obligation not to challenge the sincere faith of their parishioners? If this requires them to dissemble from the pulpit, doesn't this create systematic hypocrisy at the center of religion? What would you want your pastor to do with his or her personal doubts or loss of faith?

Read "Preachers who are not Believers," a study by Daniel C. Dennett and Linda LaScola of the Center for Cognitive Studies at Tufts University."

Original article:
http://newsweek.washingtonpost.com/onfaith/2010/03/disbelief_in_the_pulp...

Nominate Knoxville for the Google Fiber Project by March 26th!

Google is working to bring fiber networks to cities and communities across the country, and is accepting nominations. Head to the City of Knoxville's "NOMINATE KNOXVILLE!" to vote and to learn more about the project.

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