i work for the University. My job is to correct the technological wrongs of some 60,000 users state-wide. Basically, when people are stupid, which i've found to be a little more than always, they ask questions such as "What is emales?" and "Whare is internets?" But as a compassionate human being I understand and empathize with the throngs of plebes around me. After all, if you spend thousands of dollars on a new computer and take the time to hook it up to the largest communications network in the galaxy, why bother learning how to use it? Especially when there is a such a wonderful, flexible, capable, and friendly IT staff of which to take advantage? Yet, there is hope...
My favorite part of working has always been taking breaks, and this job specifically lends itself to taking breaks. For instance, I've been here for 17 minutes. By the end of this post I will have been here 19 minutes, meaning I should have gone on break nearly an hour ago. Going on break before you start work helps keep the amount of time you work to a minimum, and sets the stage for the paramount of employment which is taking a shift-long break. These are difficult to time correctly, and if you perform them too well the rest of the staff will get jealous and ask that not come back.
Anyways it's break time.